Can You Help My AK Pick a Filter? I Don’t Know if I Should Go With XX Pro or Valencia. Also, Target Pretends to Care about Guns

Look, I support your right to have a gun. I even support your right to open carry your gun. But I do not support you in your endeavor to be a complete and total asshole. Remember back in May, when those open carry assholes decided that instead of Instagramming pictures of their burritos at Chipotle, […]

Finding Love on Dallas Area Rapid Transit: I Don’t Want Your Dirty Tennis Ball, But I Do Miss the DC Metro

My best friend and I were in Dallas for the first time ever (a weeklong vacation that would ultimately result in my permanent residence in the city), and being under 25, we decided to rely on public transit (this was before the days of Uber). When we asked the hotels we stayed at if they […]

“Are we a town of bigotry?” Yes.

“Are we a town of bigotry?” Yes. Applying to law school? Sending out your resume to midlevel jobs? BetterĀ purge your Facebook of all pictures of you out with your friends! Looking to work for the city of Addison? Tom Hunse can tell you all about how you ought to beef up your LinkedIn with racist […]

Better to be Christian and Have Dementia than to be Muslim and Qualified

Someone asked me the other day what’s wrong with Dallas — if it’s so cheap to live there, there must be some kind of catch. I didn’t know the answer then, but I sure do now. I should just forward him this article. So the mayor of Addison (a Dallas suburb where yours truly lives) […]