Airports are like malls: it’s scientifically proven the second you step foot in either of these buildings, you immediately lose 15 IQ points. There isn’t much I hate more than flying. It’s probably the only thing I both despise and routinely … Continue reading I Hate Flying So Much I Cannot Even
Today Southwest unveiled their new logo, which is a simple and cute little heart. I took some pics of it (and of me on the plane), so here you go. I fly them on Friday…maybe this will make me like them better than US? The heart is supposed to represent their core.
This was a pretty busy week for the news, but most of it has been depressing. Ferguson, MO went from being treated like a war zone to being under the control of Ron Johnson, who told the Post, “When I see a young lady cry because of fear of this uniform, that’s a problem…We’ve got to solve that.” The police officer who killed Michael Brown has been identified as Darren Wilson. Robin Williams passed away, and people saw that as good reason to send pictures of his body (photoshopped or real) to his daughter on Twitter. Because people can be evil. The … Continue reading The Week in Review – August 15
In honor of next week’s TSA fee increase, here’s a fun game! Guess which ONE of these items I’ve had confiscated from my carry on…and which … Continue reading Which item do you think is the most dangerous?
Here is a lesson in traveling etiquette: the middle seat gets both armrests. At the very, very least you don’t LEAN OVER SOMEONE ELSE TO WATCH YOUR IPAD. I mean, the aisle is on the other side of you! Lean over toward that!! You, sir, are an asshole. At least the TSA only looks and (typically) doesn’t touch!!! My plan of action, giving that pointed elbow jerks aren’t working, is to lift my arms above my head and rub my armpits on him while fiddling with my light. Continue reading Maybe the TSA isn’t the worst part of flying