There has never been a day in my life when I thought I would want children. My entire life, the thought of pregnancy has repelled me. It’s like I’m missing something in my genetic composition that makes other women go, “Yes, it … Continue reading No, I Really Don’t Want Kids — I Think I Would Know
Airports are like malls: it’s scientifically proven the second you step foot in either of these buildings, you immediately lose 15 IQ points. There isn’t much I hate more than flying. It’s probably the only thing I both despise and routinely … Continue reading I Hate Flying So Much I Cannot Even
I’m pretty libertarian, and in general I’m against making more laws and restricting freedoms — unless, of course, what you’re doing is violating someone else’s rights by posting your ex’s naked photos all over the internet. If you aren’t supporting the … Continue reading Revenge Porn: Legal. Not Returning Engagement Ring After Fiance Cheats on You: Illegal
Yesterday I assumed that most people would be able to comprehend my point that people should be educated on issues before they vote. Apparently I was wrong; guess it’s time to clear things up. I rarely make blanket statements, but … Continue reading VOTE OR DIE
Almost every single day, people like to bitch and moan about how stupid everyone else is. We read comments on online news articles and wish we could unsee the horrors of stupidity that we have seen. We (I) make blogs … Continue reading You Don’t Have to Vote
Look, drunk Manda loves a protein style double double from In-N-Out just as much as anyone else, but why does anyone still eat fast food sober? I just don’t get it. Don’t even try telling me it’s because everyone is poor and they don’t have choices — I’ve lived in really shitty areas where I’d rather forage for my own food in the wild than deal with getting shot buying off brand ketchup at Save-a-Lot, but I don’t think that’s the case for the billions served by McDonalds. Unless you’re living in Detroit proper, where chain grocers are a thing … Continue reading Who Is Still Eating Fast Food?!