I fucking hate the Kansas City Royals. I’m really, really glad the Giants won the World Series — and that is a sentence I never thought I would say. I actually thought if the Royals beat us (the Orioles), I’d root for them for them to win it all. Too bad they’ve been nothing but tacky, classless, and douchey.
Eric Hosmer and his facial expressions and yelling have made him my most hated baseball player. I used to think that Carl Crawford and Brycer Harper were the douchiest professional baseball players in the country — boy was I wrong.
Then there’s Guthrie, who has a 4.23 ERA and used to play for the Orioles. He left the city well liked, and got O’s applause at the first game. So what does he do? He wore a t-shirt saying “These O’s ain’t Royal” to a post game press conference. Go fuck yourself, Guthrie. You’re a mediocre pitcher with the worst career ERA on your team. Your postseason success says more about our playing than your pitching. I cannot wait until next year when you go back to being a nothing.
Next on the douche list would be Jarrod Dyson, who said he didn’t anticipate returning to OPACY after the O’s were down 0-2. Not only that, he didn’t believe the Orioles thought they’d be back, either. You’re 30 years old, you know how to behave. Just stop. Hey, Dyson — remember when you were caught stealing every time you tried? You aren’t even good. Guess what…I could play professional baseball and also have a .000 batting average in the postseason against Baltimore. Good job!
Typically the fanbases I’ve held the most contempt for would be Nats, Red Sox, and Angels. Sometimes Nats fans are shitty to me since I’m from Alexandria and like the Orioles (because…16 years of loyalty should be abandoned…why?). But I’ve never had a Nats fan in Maryland tell me not to like the O’s. So why did I get multiple people who were suddenly Kansas City fans (and total fucking strangers) pointing at my Orioles phone case and making fun of me? Motherfucker, you are IN MARYLAND. GO HOME. At least I dislike Angels fans based on going to games in Anaheim, and no one likes Red Sox fans. You know when really poor people win the lottery and then they get addicted to meth and die? Now begins the meth addiction phase of the Royals, and I say good riddance. I cannot wait until you hit rock bottom. Bye Felicia!